Ah, the duties of a man of honor include so many things...

If you guessed that they included pouring champagne for the bridal party, making sure Lady Gaga has been requested of the DJ, and ensuring that everyone's up and dancing... you'd be right.

If you guessed that they included diverting the party to a safer location to avoid a douchebag with history (from here on out, we'll refer to this character as "DB"), scream dancing at a bar with the bride-to-be long after the entire bridal party has left, destroying a rented limo by throwing gyros and fries all over the backseat, and leaving on your cell phone on the curb where you began eating said gyro... you must have been there.

It started out simply enough -